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ll cool j 
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Tuesday, 18. April 2006 12:57  <"613">Write a comment

all da u15 hamilton player wont to say well done and unlucky hope to vs u in the league next

Ten Bob rapper:
Thanks LL. You is all good guys up dere in glasgowshire and we hope to see all yous bitches next season. Keep lucky now.
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Tuesday, 18. April 2006 12:53  <"612">Write a comment

Only a few days left to get your entries for the dream team competition into the club. Not many entries in at the mo - you've go to be in it to win it! It doesn't matter if you don't know half the players or anything about rugby, have a shot, who knows, you might even hit the jackpot and all monies raised go to club funds so do your bit!

Dreams:
You could have saved yourself a lot of effort, but I suppose the funds will come in handy. There is only one Dream Team. That’s the team that took Annan to Premier 3 and Murryfield. Nuff said.

keepurstandardsup:
Yes that was a decent team although you fail to recall that we were at Murrayfield because we were dumped out of the main competition in the 1st round and were the highest ranked team remaining in that competition. Although nice to be there and play on the big stage it was hardly an achievement winning the c**ts cup as it is affectionately known. The team that lost to GHK in the real cup were far better!!

ThinkB4Utypestupid:
Murryfield point accepted, but it was still a dream for players and fans. That aside, that Team are the Dream Team taking Annan to the highest position they will probably ever achieve.

ThinkB4Utypestupid:
Murryfield point accepted, but it was still a dream for players and fans. That aside, that Team are the Dream Team taking Annan to the highest position they will probably ever achieve.

local historian:
what about the team that played and emerged victorious from the 'battle of carrick'?

ss:
Well said GG!

historians apprentice:
Do go on of this battle of carrick historian, I am curious.

KURSup@i'm no stupid:
I say again the team that got to the semi-final of the SHIELD & lost to Selkirk were a stronger team. They humped Edinburgh Wands who were a good side getting there. If players like Jevs, Sean Bucks, Gogs, Shaun mcG and Big Stuff had been playing then Micheal Rennie would'nt have got a game let alone been named man of the match !

jj:
Hate to admit it but we lost the 'Battle of Carrick'

coach minto:
That Annan team that got to the shield semi were a confident team after several seasons winning the leagues - (mind you they were taught a lesson by that Selkirk back row!). But everyone in that team isn't listed in the dream team competition so don't waste your time. Pay your £1 and enter the competition. I know who I'm votng for - champs not chumps.

Professor Snape:
Following the battle of
Carrick there should have been a lesson learnt. Unfortunately Annan seem to have completely forgotten how to do what Mr Minto did to Annan in the semi final of the Shield.
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Dave Fisher 
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Sunday, 16. April 2006 12:38  <"610">Write a comment

Scotland u17 lost final match 22-17 against Canada
Andy White scored a try and 1 conversion.
Bruce blower was on bench but did not get on.

Bertie:
Well done to Andy and Bruce and keep up the hard work! Thanks for the updates Dave!
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Bazz 
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Sunday, 16. April 2006 04:30  <"609">Write a comment

Onny, if yor listening. I've just came back from Dublin and the next Oki Doki Tour must go back to the capital!! I want to go to the game at Croke Park and who cares if there is thousands of Scots it only adds to the crack. Dublin it is, don't make me fight you!!

J-Lo:
I concur

tour tale teller:
Galway was a nice change and hats off to Onny for broadening the tourists' horizons, once again he done us proud with first-rate tour. However, let's be honest it was a bit of a shithole. The girls were not up to scratch and many of the citizens appeared deformed in some way. The pubs were mediocre and the discos of a sub-Dumfries standard (yes, that bad) it's time to get back to basics. With Hadden at the helm we no longer have to pretend there isn't a game on so here's to Dublin 2006

dublin 2008 campaigner:
Bazz I'm not sure if 2008 match will be at Croke Park, Lansdowne is due to be finished by then but knowing how lazy and disorganized the Paddies are that may be a moot point. But yes, the time is right for Oki Doki to make a triumphant return to the capital. Three nights in Dubs, Mullingar is so 20th century!

tour tale teller:
Of course I meant, here's to Dublin 2008! Unless anyone fancies a wee puddle jump later in the year!

onny who else:
Bazz I will go where the majority want to go after all 2008 will be last ever Oki Doki tour and I want to finish my career as a tour operator on a high.So its between Dublin and Cork Bazz you wouldn't hit your wee oompah loompah mate would you.

Big Stuff:
I'd go back to that Hotel we went to last time in dublin at the drop of a hat and I suppose if you want to see other bits of Ireland Shearings do a very nice line in Bus tours. Dublin gets my vote Onny - if only to avoid another early morning rise and dodgy bus trip. I'm sure the lads wont mind paying a bit extra for decent flight times. (I'm off to find a hat that I can drop should the need arise)

I told you so:
Told you lot you wouldnae like going out of Dublin but you wouldnae listen. Shoulda went tae Mullingar with the boys ya wallys.
An aw that cr*p youse were spouting to Onny, "Ooh thanks, best trip ever blah blah" aye right! yer aw 2 faced.

Bertie:
Nice of 'I Told You So' to hide behind an assumed name whilst slagging people off! Onny did well to try somewhere new - everyone I spoke to seemed to enjoy it, apart from the early flights! Dublin def the place to be, was already planning to go there anyway! Back to the Russel Crowe hotel sounds like a good plan Big Stuff - they might even have finished laying the tram tracks outside!!!

Ed:
Must admit I enjoyed Galway, for a change and can't agree with the comments about the discos, we were able to strut our stuff doing the "funky gibbon", "tiger feet" and "the hucklebuck" to our hearts content, "not 'alf mate"
I agree with Bertram, Onny did a sterling job.

tour tale teller:
'I told you so' you are a fud. No-one is being two-faced here the truth is that Onny did run a first-rate tour but Galway let us down slightly, with Dublin the call for 2008. Certainly was better than bein with you clowns in the 'Gar, whoever you are. As has been said that cattle hamlet is so 20th Century. The Oki Doki boys shagged it dry years ago so hope you enjoyed stirring our porridge, if you managed to get any at all that is!

whatyaon.com:
??????? there wasn't any shagging.

And I really did tell you:
Well "Tour tale teller", hit on a sensitive spot did we?? The Gar' tottie reckon this was the best ever year, no wit ah mean, wee boy?
Naw you losers go to Dublin where you belong, amongst aw the other pikies.
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Saturday, 15. April 2006 20:01  <"608">Write a comment

How did the 1's get on at Langholm???

Wallace:
Got beat 18-6 but Bazz had another brilliantly fantastic performance!! He is without doubt the most talented guy I have ever seen, ever since I saw Jerry Dames playning for the Annan Acadamy cricket XI. Howzat

fan:
baz stop pretending to be wallace

The Williams Sistas:
We think Bazz is supersonic, he can kick like a crocodile and laugh like a mule, a good all rounder and he wears brylcreem, what more could anyone want from a true sporting superstar.

Hugh Jappetitie:
But I thought all geniusses, geniuii, guinnessess, well, gifted people were flawed. I mean take a look at my spelling, now is Bazz flawed??

R Slika:
Flawed? Floored, more like.
Who are the Williams Sisters anyway, are they blind as well as deaf? Or was it indeed Wallace all along? The plot is thick enough.

Grommit:
Baz flawed? Floored more like.
Got a kick like a snake and a laugh like a not very amused type thing.
His hair is dyed too (I know)

Major D. Zasta:
Tis true that Bazz is a genius. Apart from his stunning good looks and charm most recently his training episodes have included 14 laps of Raymond's belly and a pie eating contest with Wallace - he was quicker with the pies! He has admitted liking frank Park's special doughnuts too!
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Saturday, 15. April 2006 17:34  <"607">Write a comment

well done 2 the colts 2 day.goa
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Saturday, 15. April 2006 00:50  <"606">Write a comment

u can do it! next season starts here, perthshire performance cannot b a one off. we hav2 play at that level 2 b able 2 deal with nat2 nxt year as falkirk showed its not a bad league. i hate langholm and chicken chutney!
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Friday, 14. April 2006 21:25  <"605">Write a comment

so many questions to answer.
approx 27 bodies going (probably only 25 coming back)
same digs
only 1 playing team and a much biggar drinkin team.
think the bus is going to have to leave earlier as planned at 9am because the first games are at 12noon.
get £20 to me ASAP £50 all in.
Bicardi and cola do it do it.

Wes Mantooth:
Dorothy Mantooth is a saint do you hear me, a saint!!!

Ron Burgandy:
Lets keep the mothers out of this!!

Big Stuff:
When is this trip Muff?

Bazz:
Sun 30 Apr - Mon 1 May. Big Stuff, please come I know your seevens expertise will stand in good stead. If not you can stand on the sidelines with Eddy, Babe, Ally, & 20 others discussing how best to play the "sports".

Big stuff:
Obliged for the invite Bazz, alas Smithy and I are away to Belfast on International duty a few days before that (obviously I can't tell you the exact date for security reasons, but it is a midweek game taking place on a day that starts with a W) and the present Mrs Mac wouldn't stand for two trips in one week.

Beerticus O Guinness:
You can do whateva you want Mr Stuff, you are the man of the house and as such, whatever you say goes. Mrs Stuff will just have to like it if you want to go on 2 trips!

long suffering ed:
Yeah, get yourself there Big, then I won't have to save Ally from himself on my own. He just would not believe me when I told him that the big butch, Desperate Dan lookalike in a red dress and size 14 stillettos was a cross dressing wrestler, down on his luck but would he have it?
It took me ages to pull him off.
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Friday, 14. April 2006 13:58  <"604">Write a comment

Scotland u17 won 2nd game v Georgia 37-0
Bruce scored a try.Andy was on bench but did not get on.
Final game is on Sunday v Canada

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well done 2 them boys
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Thursday, 13. April 2006 23:53  <"603">Write a comment

muff, when r u needing the deposit for hartlepool 4? how many folk r going and is it gona b as crazy as last year? r we taking 2 teams this year?
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Wednesday, 12. April 2006 23:24  <"602">Write a comment

Anybody know when the 2's play strathclyde uni?

Annan Fan:
Tis this Saturday. Come on the 2nds!!!
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Wednesday, 12. April 2006 20:19  <"601">Write a comment

Well done to Ryan Gracie, Mark Clark and Alex Dunbar who all played very well for Glasgow against Edinburgh today (Wednesday 12th). They were a credit to the Club.
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Wednesday, 12. April 2006 20:14  <"600">Write a comment

Players' Awards Night - Saturday 22nd April - please be there at 8pm prompt. 1st team players will be voting for Players' Player of the year. 2nd team players will also be voting for their Players' Player of the year - this is a new award in memory of Stuart Armstrong.
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Wednesday, 12. April 2006 19:09  <"599">Write a comment

Any news of how Andy & Bruce got on in there first game for Scotland U17s

Dave Fisher:
Lost 11-10 to penalty in last few minutes.Scotland scored 2 tries to 1 and according to KW deserved to have won.
Andy played whole game.Bruce was on bench but did not get on
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Monday, 10. April 2006 23:03  <"598">Write a comment

is there any games on this week?, if the 2nds have a game can someone pass my availability onto babe for me, cheers.
P.S no abusive replies please, i ken i'm crap and that you don't need me!!!!

El Simpatico:
Well, if you're fishing for compliments then you've come to the wrong place.

You're no the worst, I suppose.
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Monday, 10. April 2006 14:51  <"592">Write a comment

U16 LOST 14 - 5 SO I AM TOLD . Although should of won
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Sunday, 9. April 2006 20:43  <"588">Write a comment

how did th u16/u15 get on 2 day

AlanR:
U16 lost 12 - 10
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Saturday, 8. April 2006 16:38  <"584">Write a comment

The 2nd beat Marr 18-12 to keep their promotion hopes alive

Gus
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Thursday, 6. April 2006 23:16  <"578">Write a comment

Good luck at the weekend boys

belly:
same to you yat will tell your mum to have the s**t pan ready for you on monday.Nice picture by the way i think bertie and babe will be drooling over the keyboards!!!

Bertie:
How right you are Belly, just counting the hours til I'm drooling in an actual pint!

Broon:
Bertie, have you been known to drool into virtual pints then?

Sheepheed:
Hey I just virtually drool, like virtually all of the time, sssssllllrrrrrpppp
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Wednesday, 5. April 2006 21:41  <"577">Write a comment

that is shocking wat i hav just been told in training lads.

Bazz:
Was it that pigs can't look up? Cos I've heard thats true.

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no bazz

Andy:
you are right it is shocking - making your mind up by Bucks Fizz is 25 years old this week - how old does that make me feel? But I bet we can all remember the velcro skirts!!

Bertie:
I can only remember the velcro skirts because they keep showing it on the telly! Too young to remember the actual event!

Haz:
it is shocking being kicked out of the plate for have 2 over age players.

Mr Smith (the curator):
Over age players in velcro skirts??? Whaaaa?
If it hadn't a been for you clever kid's I'd have gotten clean away with it

Hank Evans.:
bring your kit on sunday sumo, just in case!

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who is hank evans

Hank Evans:
Hank Evans..... for little girls......
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Wednesday, 5. April 2006 19:09  <"576">Write a comment

Could all former captain's who have not yet paid for their ticket to the sportsamn's dinner let me know by 13th April if they will be taking their seat at the function. Cheque's for £50 made payable to the club please.

PC:
I'll be going Shaun.
Will get my money in asap. Cannae wait.
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Wednesday, 5. April 2006 18:36  <"575">Write a comment

wheres baz, moff and smithy for the 7's this weekend?

Peaheid:
off to Dublin on the razz, so I've heard.

Bazz:
Me, Muff, PC and Peaheed are off to Dublin to get in about the black again. Smithy on the other hand is off to Spain on a lesser stag party. Sorry I can't go to Dumfries 7's to retain my player of the tournament gong, not really.
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Please note that the Race Night originally scheduled for this Friday 7th April has been re-scheduled for Friday 19th May

Ed:
Hope there's a good showing for the race night, these lads deserve all of our support.
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Wednesday, 5. April 2006 10:05  <"573">Write a comment

Was just wondering if the game on sunday against sandbach is still going ahead?

Alan:
Yes it is. K.O. 2.00pm
U16's are also playing against Ayr in the Glasgow U16 Cup K.O. 12.30.
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Monday, 3. April 2006 18:49  <"560">Write a comment

Well done U15's on their narrow victory at Laigh Bent on sunday. There was a distinct difference in their attitude in the dressing room prior to the game, totally different from the Dalziel game of two weeks previous. Fired up right from the kick off, they took the game to Hamilton and didn't stop until the final whistle. A fine, mature, team performance. Keep it up for the semi's.
F I B.

D. Flated:
Just heard that we have been excluded from the competition for a technical infringement. Never mind lads, onwards and upwards

ss:
What was the "technical infringement"? Over-age players?

hghjh:
yes just 2 players

A:
Oh - just two - oh well how pedantic (picky for dido and the others) is that!!

Mary Doanty:
Why on earth were Tam and Cash playing for the U15's?

Well, mentally I suppose it was technically ok.
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Sunday, 2. April 2006 20:44  <"554">Write a comment

One senior shirt found in bottom of a cupboard in Edinburgh!
Colts one has been found also.
Just 2 to go.
Keep hunting lads they are out there somewhere.
Well done to the u15, not many teams beating Hamilton these days.
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well done to the U15's today. Sumo keep up the good work in the centre, it was a good game and a well earned win. Annan Tigers 5-0 Hamilton U15's. The semi-finals next.

sumo:
na bother naz,copey another good center 2.
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Sunday, 2. April 2006 18:12  <"552">Write a comment

Any news on when the Langholm game is seeing as they got beat in the shield yesterday??
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Sunday, 2. April 2006 03:40  <"550">Write a comment

how did all the annan teams get on today then????

Scoop The Original:
Who is this Scoop? I am the original Scoop ... and did NOT leave this message. Do we have an imposter in our midst? There's only one scoop don't you know. Bazz get on the case ... i expect Imminent results.
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Thursday, 30. March 2006 22:47  <"544">Write a comment

Players' Awards Night is Saturday 22nd April - look out for posters in the Club confirming the start time. Youths and Seniors on the same night - Player of the Year, Most Improved Player, Player's Player, 2nd XV Player's Player
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Thursday, 30. March 2006 19:27  <"542">Write a comment

sorry mr startled the few good games they did play were far few between but the proved they can do it cartha perthshire etc . but if they dont look too the bad games and learn from them and there were a lot then believe me theyl be fighting relagation again next year.its going to take honesty players too look at thear failings t o improve and hard work to turn it round.sorry lads time to be honest

Andy:
It is easy to be critical Mr Dido so to prove it I will be critical of your shocking spelling and sentence structure.
Surely your point is that the good games were 'few and far between' and that 'THEY' proved etc. We need to look 'TO' the bad games and it's 'RELEGATION', players will look at 'THEIR' failings. We know our problems, we also know our potential.

andy's english teacher:
get it up u dido

Smook:
Is the 'L' silent in Dido, then?

Ed:
In reply to Andy’s comments about Dido’s complex sentence structure, above, I amused myself with defining 'relagation'. The serious point is in that pseudo-academics and management-gurus clutter up their writing with tortured English. In law, there is much to be said for properly defining constructs and that goes for many other academic areas which work within the human sphere rather than the physical world. However, Plain English often helps rather than hinders those areas and good communicators need to be able to both take on board the complexities of the academic, yet be able to explain in terms that a lay-person can understand. Not everybody can do that and there is room for different sorts of people - I have a friend (Bertie) who can hardly make himself understood, yet has a wonderfully clever academic mind.
Just out of curiosity and having a laugh at some unnamed writers on this page - would people set out their favourite examples of 'much ado about nothing' where literary mountains have been made from mole-hill concepts.

Don:
Woodman, have you flipped?

sleep deprived minto:
Ed, yes, that English prop at the start of this season...the English writers said he is the greatest scrummager around...a man mountain...the platform to build for world cup glory...single handedly smashed the Aussie front row...then he got a bit of Irish, Scottish and Kiwi up him and where is he now ...champ or chump - you decide!

Not So Cunning Linguist:
Ed, you're quite correct in what you say. However, in order for me to fully concur with your assertions, I would require you to consider the possible incidences of intertextuality between the Good News Bible and Ace of Spades by Motorhead.

Ed:
Good to see "Sleep Deprived" and "Not so Cunning" have grabbed the ball and are running with it.
See Don, english can be fun, why don't you learn it sometime!

Ha ha, my little joke, substituted an exclamation mark for a question mark, did you see that.
Oops, should never analyse comedy.

F McGowan:
Vote Quimby!

Ed:
Errr...Frankie, think your comments are for another thread.
If not, then nice try.

Ed:
Ah, an interesting one Mr “Not so cunning ..”
I’m drawn back to that old chestnut, that we were want, to bandy about in the club (whilst in our cups, it must be asserted), the “Hegelian” philosophical principle that out of a thesis and its opposed antithesis comes the hardy alloy of a synthesis.
This theory has, I feel, a seductive power, even now. We can see the vestiges of intertextuality within the “easy to read text” of the GNB and the simple melodic thud of “Ace of Spades”.
I am certain, though, that this topic will continue to be a “hot potato” (excuse me lapsing into the vernacular here) and will be excitedly debated within these pages, over the coming days and weeks. I welcome any other comments on this subject.
Or as Mr A Graham ejaculated, quite wittily this observer thought, during Saturday’s second IV fixture, “ Wit the f*** wizat aboot?”

Don:
Frankie - Quimby as in Fred?

Bertie:
Given the apparent erronious nature of the foresaid comment by the individual identifying himself as Frankie where Ed suggested that the foresaid Frankie had interjected in the wrong thread, it may be safe to assume that the Quimby being mentioned is the infamous Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby from the Simpsons! I may of course, as is my habbitual want, be uttering nonsensical drivvel, in which case I feel obligated to extract my statement! (Here Ed - how do ye manage all this prose, you must have too much time on your hands!)

Ed:
I think you're correct about Mayor Quimby, Berticus.
(sotto Voce)"I think Frankie's had a senior moment, poor guy, sshh"

What prose??
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Thursday, 30. March 2006 13:01  <"540">Write a comment

Anybody want to buy any ashtrays?!

Dougie:
I've a pair of size 18 boots for sale too.
I'll throw in the red nose, offers
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Wednesday, 29. March 2006 21:06  <"536">Write a comment

7s at Langholm on Saturday - we play Jed at 2pm

Don:
The 2nd XV home match against Marr is on 15th April

Don:
Sorry for the above mistake - the game against Marr is on Saturday 8th April!

homer.j.simpson:
dear mr barty
I would like to congratulate you on becoming the 3rd honorary person to join my special club.
As a memeber you will enjoy a unlimited supply of duff beer and doughnuts and if you have a wife she will get a supply of blue hair dye so you can both look like me and my lovelly wife Marge.!!
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Wednesday, 29. March 2006 15:50  <"535">Write a comment Send E-mail

Big hand for the lads! Caught the video on SRU page, the boys played a magic game. Chocolate in at centre and looping in support, class! Start next season playing like that and the title's yours.
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Wednesday, 29. March 2006 11:02  <"534">Write a comment

Pages have finally been updated...I'm getting lazy...

6 new player portraits, a few new excuses, 2 match reports, tables, point scorers and you can watch the 1sts game against Perthshire thanks to the SRU (see at top of page for link)

Cheers
Gus
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Tuesday, 28. March 2006 12:49  <"526">Write a comment

i have just seen highlights of the game on thr sru xv vidoe clip and i have to say boys you played with pride. So just go and do the same at langholm and let work hard over the pre season and work our way back into division 1.
I would also like to thank the young lads that helped us 2nd out on sat willix and young connor never looked out of place.Good luck to dougie and cheers for your work on the pitch and at training.

the voyeur:
Nice to see your using your computer for things other than animal porn, well done Belly

Bazz:
It is no shame on Belly for looking at animal porn as he is an aardvark, a champion aardvark at that. Either that or a lizard with a large snout. And yes Belly before you say it, I'm a rat or as you would pronounce it "a yat".

Bertie:
Where's Dougie McKay heading off to then?

Calum:
Norwich i believe, to do i dont even think Dougie kens.

ss:
Dougie? Something to do with poser tables I think!

Chris P Duck:
Nah, he's taking over from Alan Partridge, aha
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Tuesday, 28. March 2006 08:02  <"519">Write a comment Send E-mail

I notice that I have been credited with the creation of our new webshop site. I'd just like to point out that Andy Render spotted the oppotunity, Colin Warrick drew it to the attention of the Committee and Angus Robertson helped me with the links etc, so effectively a team effort!

Rev Lovejoy:
Very Christian of Ned Flanders to share the credit. Well diddly done to all

Monty Burns:
Excellent!!

Homer Simpson:
D'Oh

Moe:
The drinks are on Ned

Barney:
Mines a "Belch" Duff

Groundskeeper Willie:
There's ne'er been an animal alive that can outrun a greased up Scotsman!!

BART:
BART SIMPSON IM BART SIMPSON WHO THE HELL ARE YOU

CLETUS:
HEY BRANDINE I THINK I DONE BUSTED MY STINKBONE

BUMBLEBEE MAN:
DONDE ES MI TEQUILA

NELSON MUNTZ:
HA HA

Krusty:
Hey Hey!

Ralph Wiggum:
My cat's breath smells of cat food!

Duffman says:
OooooHHHHHHH YYYEEAAAHHH!!!!!

Sideshow bob:
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ohhhhhhhhhhhh.

Apu:
You can get all the stuff from the webshop and more from Kwickie Mart

Ned Flanders:
Well lets get out the crayons and colour me tickled pink.

Otto man:
Smokin Doood, hey where's my stash holder I ordered

Kent Brockman:
This just in.....Flanders Rules!

Paty and Selma:
Ooh Flanders, you can give us a footrub and legwax anytime!!
You're the meat in our sandwich.

Pricipal Skinner:
Sir, we'd be proud if you'd take assembly on Friday morning.

Troy McLure:
Some of you may remember me from such films as "The Man Who Potted My Pink" and "Attack of the Spam Eaters".
I may be huge but Ned, you are a true star.

Superintendent Chalmers:
SKINNER!

Dr Nick Riviera:
Just lie back, Mr Ned, while I give you sama zees stuff, aaahhh dats right, just floooaat awaaay.

Waylon Smithers:
If you don't look out, I could set my cap fair for you, omigosh, I hope Mr Burns isn't reading this.
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Tuesday, 28. March 2006 00:10  <"518">Write a comment

The 2nd XV have two league matches left - at home against Marr and away against Strathclyde University. If they win both matches, they will be promoted to Division 4 West.

Bertie:
What date's the Marr game on?

Don:
Don't know either date. Pepe will have to confirm.
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Monday, 27. March 2006 19:42  <"517">Write a comment Send E-mail

come on hamilton

Boab DeUncle:
Bring it oan ya tennis playin softy!!

sumo:
unlucky hamilton
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Monday, 27. March 2006 13:50  <"516">Write a comment

Shirts Missing.
1st and 2nd XV - 6,13,and 20
Colts - 14

Anybody who has these shirts please contact me or the club ASAP.

Shirts Damaged.
1st and 2nd XV - 3 shirts

I cannot get these fixed if I do not know they are damaged.
Players please inform me if your shirt is torn during a game.

The club cannot afford to replace shirts so we have to be better at looking after what we've got.

Bertie:
We should get the girlfriends and wives to darn them, and they could bake some scones and apple pies for behind the bar too, mmmm.

Irate Person:
Typical sexist c**p from that neanderthal Bertie.
His girlfriend must have a helluva a time with him.

A Burd:
Whoa there! I must stick up for our wee Bertie here, Neanderthal? never! More Cro-Magnon.
And anyway, women love all that caveman stuff don't they?
At least he's right about darning and cooking.

Bertie-the real Berticus:
Once again some saddo is finding it funny using my name for things! I though I was the one needing to find a life, obviously not! I might write some crap on these pages but at least I have the guts to be honest about it!

Waldorf P Horsefeather:
Well said Berticus, old chap.
Frankly I find the fact that certain people need to use a pseudonym mildly irritating.
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Sunday, 26. March 2006 22:24  <"509">Write a comment

smithys right- this season isnt finished yet. weve got a huge game still to play plus the sevens season. when the season does officially stop, weve all got to hav a huge pre-season and for a change hit next season running and start with a couple of wins.

help the cause:
would like to point out that the 2nd still have a chance of getting promoted so it would be nice to support the 2's and give them the club support.Also i hear it was dougie mckay last game on sat so thanks dougie for your hard work on the pitch and at the bar !!
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Sunday, 26. March 2006 22:15  <"508">Write a comment

Perthshire were electric and deserve the championship, based on yesterday's showing. But,hey, they were lucky to win-Annan showed just how good Annan are...a superb display and a very enjoyable game of rugby. I really cannot understand why we are getting relegated and have said this on several occassions to several people.

I guess that's just life. So, chins up lads and lets bounce-back in style next season.
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Sunday, 26. March 2006 22:03  <"507">Write a comment

sorry for havin absolutely no gas at the end of yesterdays game guys. slower than erosion some might say!!

Andy:
Cheer up Scott - at least on channel XV (SRU Site) you are identified as Paul O'Donnel - 'The Big Man!'
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Sunday, 26. March 2006 11:18  <"503">Write a comment

Just want to say that although the result went against us in the end, the spirit the boys showed against Perthshire was excellent. They showed the doubters (which on occasions has included myself) that they can play rugby with passion and guts (yes, blood n snotters stuff Baz). It should provide us all with optimism for next season and the time to build on that starts now. I thought Smithy did some excellent things yesterday (on the pitch) and Craig McCann kicked very well all day. Yes it was a bugger having to watch those boys celebrate, but that should give us all something to aim for next season. Remember, yesterday wasn't just about a day's work for Perthshire, it was about a whole season so they are entitled to their celebrations. Many of us can remember 7 similar days for the club so lets work hard from now and create the opportunity for those who havent yet tasted success to do so. If seeing that yesterday doesn't motivate you I don't know what will. Obliged.

smithy:
As ever bigstuff you provide us with words of wisdom. I would just like to add that we have one BIG game left, which we should all be up for and would like to thank PC for his leadership throught the season. Oh aye and obviously Kenny and Paul for their dedication and hard work. Lets finish on a high and stuff it right up the muckle toon.

Bertie:
Well said Big Stuff, it was indeed an excellent game, our small contingent of Annan supporters were treated to some fine entertaining rugby! The potential certainly is there, watching yesterday I think we could end this season on one heck of a high when we eventually get to the Muckle Toon!

Ed:
Definitely no need for any despondency, The team fronted up and gave Perthshire a BIG game but once again just edged out by a club with loads more resources. Proud of the boys, though.
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Wednesday, 22. March 2006 15:42  <"489">Write a comment

A new addition to these pages thanks to Linsday Currie

buy.at/annanrugbyclub

If you are buying anything from the web - buy it though this link.

The site links to Amazon, CDWOW, John Lewis and over 100 other online shops.

If you then purchase anything from the shops Annan Rugby Club gets a small percentage. You know it makes sense...

...and its Mothersday soon....

Gus
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Monday, 20. March 2006 20:43  <"481">Write a comment

just sayin they wer a hard team on sunday
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Sunday, 19. March 2006 21:12  <"480">Write a comment

Unlucky for the Under 15's. Dalziel were the better side at the end of the day, just a pity our lads couldn't get a score to finish the game off.
Thanks to PC for coming up to watch aswell as the other supporters that were there.

Rick Shaw:
Well said haribo, you put in a big shift with some big tackles. Better luck next time
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Saturday, 18. March 2006 15:46  <"478">Write a comment

Top Tour Onnie ... glad to say i've finally stopped projectile vomiting and my stools are like a kind of brussels pate texture now, which is a massive improvement.
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Friday, 17. March 2006 17:24  <"475">Write a comment

Remember and get your entries in for the Dream Team Competition soon! Over a hundred hits on the on-line vote but under a dozen forms handed in! Have a shot of the competition and pick your own dream team - you've nothing to lose but a pound coin, the more entries the happier our treasurer will be! Froms can be collected from/returned to behind the bar! Why not pick up a form when you buy your Sportsmans Dinner ticket!
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Thursday, 16. March 2006 18:44  <"473">Write a comment

Big cup game for the U15's this sunday at Violetbank [weather permitting] aginst Dalziel, who are the current league champs of the next division up from our lads. It would be nice and, I'm sure, appreciated by the lads, if there was a good crowd of support to cajole the youths on to a victory!!
FIRE IN YER BELLIES.

Sandy Bumcrack:
Good on ya Crocadee mate, the lads would appreciate some morale support, lets get there in numbers.

Sumo:
Good to see plenty of people up to watch. At least some people are supporting the U15's
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Thursday, 16. March 2006 18:28  <"472">Write a comment

LIVE BAND TOMORROW NIGHT (FRI 17TH) FOR ST PATS NIGHT AT THE ECCLEFECHAN HOTEL.FREE ENTRY, FREE FOOD, GREAT MUSIC, GREAT BEER. BREAKFAST AT 10AM. MORE INFO RING STEVE 07788456536

07788456536 after 3am:
Who gives a sh*t whats on in ECCLEFECHAN. Support your Rugby club.

PC:
What a stupid thing to say. Does that mean that club members should only be allowed to go to their homes, their work and the rugby club?
I didn't hear you saying 'who gives a f*** about Galway, support your rugby club'.
Anyhoo, lets get stuck in tomorrow and enjoy a few beers afterwards.

Bertie:
Well said PC, there appear to turnip heads in our midst who should practice what they preach.

I'm the real Berticus:
Not a bad comment there by Bertie, almost wish I'd said it myself! I find it worrying that people would want to sign themselves as me - surely there are far better people out there to aspire to!

!:
"PC:
What a stupid thing to say."
Maybe you'll change your mind on that one after the AGM.
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Wednesday, 15. March 2006 20:56  <"469">Write a comment